F#%$ “Snakes on a Plane”…This is way worse!

Oh why why why why are people are so goddamn stupid! Each race stupider than the next! Now the Arabs……they are way up the totem pole of “Retarded faggots”. Emirates Airlines.…get ready for this…. are going to allow MOBILE PHONES to be used on aircrafts from next year!! Jesus, Mary, Joseph and Little Buddha! Talk about stupid marketing gimmicks! The jerks actually think by allowing people to have mobile phones on a plane, more people will travel!

Being in a seat the size of a sardine can next to smelly people and breathing recycled air, eating food they probably scrapped off a hobo’s boot is bad enough....but actually sitting in a contained area listening to a whole load of jag offs talk on their phones in DIFFERENT LANGUAGES! Dear Lord! Not only that, you’ll be listening to every frigging ring tone too from “Mary had a little Lamb” to some stupid Snoop Dogg tune!

Hopefully, in business class, they’ll give us pistols to shoot wankers who annoy us with their jabberings over the phone. It seems like the next logical step!