Hot Mama and the ultimate "Pick-up lines"

Its not everyday that Noodle gets the pleasure of a young lady requesting his company for a lunch date and movie. Noodle is not stupid enough to pass up an opportunity like that! So I took the young lady known only as Hot Mama to WagaMamas! (Unclench your buttcheeks,folks). Ah, it was a delightful meal with very pleasent and tasteful conversation. On her part ofcourse...I was talking about how mankind has associated fudge with poo! We then proceeded to watch Children of Men which is the only Hollywood film I know where a Sri Lankan woman has a line by yelling some bullcrap in sinhala. Ofcourse she plays a loud mouthed refugee lying on the street next to her kid who has his head blown off....I think she was trying to order some nachos with all that yelling! It was certainly hard to understand her!

Anyway, we proceeded into the night and we came up with our top ten pick-up lines and here they are...Use them wisely or if stroking the cobra with righty gives you carpal tunnel...

1* Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself (Hot Mama)

2* Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! (Noodle)

3* Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. (Hot Mama)

4* Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. (Hot Mama)

5* If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? (Hot Mamaa)

6* Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. (Noodle)

7* Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it. (Noodle)

8* If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth. (Hot Mama)

9* Your so hot you make the elastic in my underwear melt. (Noodle original)

10* Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head. (Hot Mama)