Hoe Down
Calm down! Your mother hasn't been shot (Ba bing bam boom)! I'm talking more along the lines of the hillybilly song and dance. As the people I can stand know, I've re-ignited my love for Whose line is it Anyway?, the great improv comedy show thats been going on for a solid 20 years (Try and beat that, goddamn O.C). I recently had a conversation with a floozie, and she had the gall to tell me that I couldn't do the Hoe down which the performers do at the end of the show. What they do is ask the audience for an object or event and they have to come up with a few lines of song on the spot. She gave me a few suggestions and so did a bunch of other cretins! I dare you punks to think of anything better! Remember, less than a minute! Oh, and its best to read the following in the style of a song.Vitamins
Every morning I take vitamins without fail,
Its made me so smart that I can now even read Braille
I should get some exercise cause I’m still a lazy bum,
Cause I’m starting to look like Praveen’s fatso mum.
Chocolate
Chocolate is funky, its always tasty and cool,
No matter what its made with, it always makes me drool,
I could eat it with cheese or dung or even cake,
But I’ll never ever eat it with anything that Darwin bakes.
My First Kiss
My first kiss was with someone very fancy,
It wasn’t with an animal or a guy who’s a nancy,
I wish I could tell you, I bet you’re really curious,
But if I do, Garuka’s mother would be furious!
Mobile Phones
I see lots of rude people with mobile phones around,
I wish I could grab them and stomp them to the ground
I’ll name a few, that’s right I’m gonna be a rat,
Pretty Princess, you’re the worst…y’know that’s a fact!
that's a faaaaaaaaaccct!!
posted by The man who doesn't care at 8:08 PM
7 Comments:
Who's Line + YouTube = Good Stuff. And much supressed laughter at work.
The hoe downs are brilliant, but you just can't beat Sound Effects. Now that's some impromptu goodness.
I completely agree! I've got some of the seasons of Whose Line and my favorite is when Colin is a Jedi with Ryan doing the sound effects! Absolutely awesome
Guess who's never gonna taste another brownie or chocolate cake or anything for that matter?!
Agree with Sage though, I think Sound Effects are a lot harder than hoe downs.
Oh, like I can't get chocolate cake or brownies at a store! Just because you make them, doesn't mean you own them, woman!
Yeah sure you took one minute for your first kiss. You probably spent hours in front of a mirror rehearsing it. Jackass!! :D
Regardless, your mama loved it, big boy!
W00t Whose Line is awesome. And contrary to popular believe, the North American one doesn't suck ass. After all Colin and Ryan are both Canadians ;)
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