Actors NOT Celebrities

I just read the news today and ofcourse, there has to be some article about some celebrity punk kid who's now grown up and being a prick. Haley "I see dead stinking people and saved Bruce Willis' career" Osment has been arrested for drunk driving and possessing marijuana. The question is why do so many celebrity brats get all messed up when they are no longer cute and don’t get anymore acting jobs because their faces look like decomposing leather. I would try and answer that but luckily; I really don’t give a rats ass about that! Instead, let’s concentrate on the actors who are still ROCKING!

Oh, Punky Brewster! If only I’d known you were going to turn into the smoking hottie you are today, I’d have definitely joined that stupid fan club that your awful show used to advertise! Although the show sucked monkey balls, she was the love of my life (When I was 10! Stupid FBI, stay away from me). Even at that age it made me wonder…What kind of parent would name their kid “Punky”? Well, her real name is “Soleil Moon Frye”, so I guess Punky is a step up!

Ron “Happy Days” Howard has proven he can go from being “cute” on-screen to “hideous but still talented” behind the screen. Ron Howard has made great movies like Apollo 13 and The Da Vinci Code (Screw you..this is MY blog) but with the notable exception of Beautiful Mind and Cinderella Man (Yeah that’s right! Russell Crowe, I hate your overacting poetry reading wallaby wanker face).

Although I don’t wish to bum him like The Sloth does, I have to say, he is probably the best actor in the world. This guy has improved in every possible way (Sorry Ron, looking like a homeless guy isn’t winning you any points here). Every performance from Empire of the Sun to Batman Begins has been exceptional (Even that crappy Shaft)! I can’t wait for The Prestige and the next Batman film.

Tomorrow, don’t forget to check out my rantings and hatred for humanity post. It should be a doozy!